Linux nameless.ccs.ucsb.edu 2.6.32-5-686 #1 SMP Wed May 18 07:08:50 UTC 2011 i686

Mayor Richard Daley welcomes you to Nameless, the Dell tower that was serving
as just a DHCP server for the longest time.

Information about the namesake sword:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki//dev/null